If we’re going to war… I need to be ready.
your face is my favorite face
voting against gay marriage is like ordering a piece of cake at a restaurant and having a complete stranger be like “waiter, cancel that cake”
"waiter cancel that cake it’s ruining my cake and i don’t know how to explain it to my children"
"my dietbook said I can’t have cake so throw that guy’s cake away too."
how to stay warm in your freezing bedroom:
put on a comfy sweater
put a sweatshirt on over it
put leggings on
put sweatpants on over them
4 pairs of fuzzy socks
light your bed on fire
and a partridge in a pear tree
And ‘round and ‘round the Winchesters go.
This is the story of how I died. Don’t worry, this is actually a very fun story and the truth is, it isn’t even mine. This is the story of a girl named Rapunzel.
If we’re dating I will get you sexually frustrated a lot just to amuse myself
that is so true not even sorry
we actually don’t even need to be dating if i figure out your kinks it’s on like donkey kong